Coming out of the Big Brother closet to vent!

Ok this is where I sort of Jump the shark, I like to spread my interests out and keep things entertaining, so I am about to touch on a subject that I normal would not . . .  Big Brother the TV show. I am a closet junkie for this show, I have not said it out-loud or in print, but I have been hooked on this show since the first season.

 I have not been disappointed once in 16 seasons, there has always been something in the show to keep me coming back, and I guess I can thank the Road-runner and Coyote cartoons from Warner brothers when I was a kid. You know the road-runner is going to drop the coyote off the cliff or blow him up with ACME products and you know the anvil will always hit him in the head and make him look like and accordion, but you must watch it. You are glued to it!  Much like that duo I must watch it, it is like a train wreck, you know you should not look, but it is inevitable that you stare at it and not take your eyes from it.

 There is always at least  1 person who cries and says “I didn’t think it was going to be like this”; well I say hey stupid the show has been on for 16 seasons you didn’t think to go and watch at least 1 season, you deserve what you get.

 Now before I go on a rant and get off topic. The whole reason for this blog entry was to vent about a specific player on this season show… His name “insert drum roll” is Devin.

 This cheep imitation of “The Rock” has delusions of grandeur about being some kind of super strategy genius. Well he is in my opinion a lame duck. He makes an alliance with Donny hours after being in the house and then forms an all male alliance and abandons Donny and then on a whim at 4 in the morning he wakes up the head of his alliance and says we need to take 2 of the girls into their “ALL MALE” alliance and says he is sending them into his HOH room now. And The HOH goes along with it and they have to let all the others know about it and when they find out they are not pleased. I do not know who the bigger dumbass is The HOH (Caleb) or Devin

 Not 5 hours later Devin is now freaked out because Donny is talking to girls about yoga, so he goes back upstairs and starts telling everyone they need Donny out because he could take them out. He is playing too hard too fast and creating situations that that do not exists and my head hurts wasting brain cells on this! In fact I am almost ashamed I am even posting this . . . ALMOST.

Devin needs to be back doored and be kicked out of the house!

  It feels so much better now that I have come out of the big brother closet and got that off my chest. In case you are interested here are the photos of the players I have just pissed and moaned about, I am truly sorry you had to read this, I should be wearing a dunce cap.

Donny

Caleb

Devin

            The Cast players of Big Brother Season 16

see you nest week for more BB16 Bitchin'

What is that noise?

What is that noise?

So I am at my computer and the woman in my life says o me hey lets watch this show on the food network, it is new and looks like it would be good.

 I say to hear that’s fine I am playing a game and messing about on the net, the show starts and the host has this annoying voice, more annoying that reading my blogs! The host was going into such finite details that it was like taking an Algebra test in high school.

 I says to her hay “Honey, I thought you said this was going to be good?” she replied with “I like it just give it a chance.”

 Not ten minutes later she turns to me and says what is that noise, without skipping a beat and not even looking up at here I said “oh, that? That’s the sound of your brain leaking out of your brain pan” from watching this show.

 She gives me a huff and the next thing I know Deadliest Catch is on…

 I Win!

Well the weekend is upon us and we are off to our hide-out camp in the woods of Maine, not sure what we will be doing, but I know it is better than staying home and dealing with the interlopers, that will be invading the homestead. Let "HIM" deal with them I choose to run and hide and play in the sun, drink coffee, smoke a cigar and play my music loud!
 What do you have planned?
well until next time Love Peace and Chicken Grease
 Well wishes to you all from the state of Maine!

 

Not a lot going on today, No one crashing the gate, no fights, maybe its the heat, but today was a sleeper...
 the only thing of interest was Frank the Woodchuck eating the brand new flowers the company just put in.
 Here is Frank

If your company cared about you as employees then they would not change to a health plan no one wants and that will cover less! Sorry Had to vent!

Demented Conversations

So let me set the stage, every morning there are a bunch of us that gather around my desk at the lobby and chit chat as if it were a water cooler area. Today’s out of the blue topic just struck a funny cord with me.

 We had just finished talking about a car show, and as we moved onto what was coming up for the long holiday weekend, someone out of nowhere asks, who was your favorite Charlie’s Angel was from the 1970’s television show. I could not stop myself from laughing out loud at the topic, I know that we do not discuss how to fix the world, stopping world hunger or nuclear science, but of all topics in an office building this is what pops up for a Wednesday morning conversation???

 I do not want to bore you or bring you down to our level, but it’s my blog so . . .

What is the best Charlie’s Angel from the original series not the remake of 2003?

Farrah Fawcett – Jill

Kate Jackson – Sabrina

Jaclyn Smith – Kelly

Cheryl Ladd – Kris

Shelley Hack – Tiffany

Tanya Roberts – Julie

 And then the more important

 CHOCOLATE CAKE OR YELLOW

Memorial Day is here

 Memorial Day is here, camps are opening and cookouts will be in full swing, keep in mind that the reason we get to do those things and have the ability of free speech, to say what we want about Government, counties, people and even the lady down the corner that keeps backing out of her drive way into the trash barrels every Thursday and then makes me wait while she makes a 27 point turn, is the people who have served in the armed forces.

 Thank you Veterans Past, Present and future for the Freedom…

  Happy Memorial Day and for the love of god someone move the trash barrels next Thursday, just 2 feet! 

 

 

 

 Thank you One and ALL!