Lines in the sand

I would like to think I am a progressive thinker and I believe in freedom of speech and freedom of expression, but I have to draw a line in the sand on this one, I do not now nor will I ever understand this seemingly new trend in Men’s panty lines! Unless you’re a male stripper in which case you still would not have panty lines (I would think) your pants should not be that tight that the world can tell if you’re in boxer-briefs, bikini or good old tighty whitieys

At great risk to my masculinity and of ending up in the H.R. department's office, I have asked women all week their opinion, and not one of the women said I want to or I would like to see panty lines on a man. The consensus on the male posterior is that if it is that nice that they want to admire it than they would rather not have lines messing up their view in fact I was told that they prefer to think of it as unencumbered and unrestricted by underpants all together.

This past week and even while writing this entry I find that my masculinity and my reputation as a man’s man has been tested slightly on this subject mostly due to the fact that I have noticed this trend and brought it to the attention of some of the women I had questioned. Given that part of my job is to observe, and that I just happened on this strange sexually expressive fashion trend I think that my testosterone driven attitude is firmly and utterly intact for I believe that women, All women no matter how big or small or color or shade of skin ROCK.

 No to sound homophobic because I am very far from that, but I am saying I draw the line of acceptance at the male panty lines, and I do not want to hear skinny Jeans are to blame, because if a man is wearing skinny jeans and we can see the outline of his underpants then he needs to stop shopping in the kids section of the clothing store.

 Well that is my Soapbox moment of the week see you all next time.