One Cows flatulence is another man's Cash Cow

One Cows flatulence is another man’s cash-cow

I’ll take stupid things to spend money on, Alex …
… And the answer is … $590.000.00 …
That would be, what is Stockholm Sweden spending on measuring cows burps and farts? … Alex
That’s correct people somehow some “stoner” of a researcher has conned an entire country into giving him $590.000.00 to measure Bovine’s gas and it’s effects on … wait for it, …drum roll please … the Global Warming problem. What a cash-cow this guy fell into.
We folks in Massachusetts can’t find the funds to repair the bridges and Overpasses that are falling in on us, in some communities across the United States there is not enough money to pay Police and Firemen, The President wants to give citizens checks from the government to stimulate the economy, we have the Writers guild out on strike because they want more money, but somewhere, somehow, someone came up with $590.000.00 to measure farts and burps of cows, talk about stepping in it and coming up smelling like a rose!
Correct me if I am wrong, but haven’t cows burped and farted since, Oh I don’t know … They have existed? In fact has not every living thing animal and human alike been passing gas since the dawn of time the same two ways? Oh I get it, the one thing we (regretfully) can not pin on George W. Bush, we blame on the next dumbest thing, the Cow!
So what does $590.000.00 break down to per gallon, I mean how much Bovine gas can you purchase for that kind of cash? Do you think Dinosaurs set off the beginning of global warming, because lets face facts those big bastards must have had some serious gas! Is there a reason that scientists are not blaming Evolution for global warming? I mean we are still coming out of an ice age and I hear that it takes millions of years to come out of it and then it get really warm.
Not that $590.000.00 is a whole heap of mullah, in the grand financial scheme Of things, but then again who am I to judge how they [Sweden] flush their currency of the realm down the proverbial toilet, but do we really feel the need to report such a thing? Just take the money, do the tests and bore, I mean regale us with the results when you gas gathering, fart smelling, burp measurers are done. Thanks Associated Press for alerting us to this one.
I guess I should not make a big stink about it, I should congratulate the brain storming fart smeller that came up with this research idea, but then again who am I to judge how they [Sweden] flush their currency of the realm down the proverbial toilet? By the way here is a fun fact 95% of a Bovine’s methane gas comes out their mouth.
I imagine that this is the Cows way of getting the last laugh on us for centuries of eating their flesh, use of their skins, hooves, milk and let us not forget the whole Bull-fighting thing. So now the cows get a little pay back because some jack-ass is going to have to measure their belching and ass gas for years to come out ultimately with inconclusive conclusions and data. What’s next paying wino’s millions of dollars to tell the effects of wetting ones pants over and over again on their 501 blue jeans stolen from the back of the

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Spare the Media ... Save the Spears

Spare the Media...save the Spears! B-TV is on the air

The all Britney, all the time media frenzy is of Brit's own doing. From the very start she has been screaming, Look at me, Look at me, with the New Mickey Mouse Club, her breakout music CD's, the Timberlake dating, multitude of marriages and the hole Britney and K-Fed's "Chaotic" Reality show, it has all been self educed. The media spot light may be an addiction to add to Britney's other [alleged] addictions, alcohol, drugs, bad British ascents and Star Bucks coffee craving crash test dummy.

The problem with the whole, Britney...Britney...Britney, thing is people are addicts, I would say 100% of us have an addiction, it could be candy, booze, drugs, sex, TV, Reading books or even Britney, anything that we do on a regular basis can become an addiction, I am however please to say that I do think that all addictions are bad, such as reading, writing and oh did I say Britney?

I believe the real reason for the Britney media-a-thon is because the majority of people love to see someone fall from their high perch, people in general revel in viewing and hearing of other people's misery, especially they are rich and famous.

My personal take on all the Britney Hull-a-ba-loo is she needs a spanking, I am not referring to a financial, sexual or legal spanking, I am talking about a good ole' Go outside to the tree and cut off a switch bend over and spank her backside type of spanking.

Oh and do it on national television so her embarrassment can be as world wide as her childish antics have been.

By the way did you hear what Britney just did...

*Blog was inspired by and in rebuttal to the Boston Herald's reporter Jay Ambrose and his "We all could use a break from Brit" article in the January 21st 2008 edition (page 19)*

Fitzy: Legion of Decency Retired

Does a man really ever win an argument?

Does a man ever really win an argument with his wife or girlfriend?
I think we all know that answer!
I mean lets be real, unless you never want to play "teacher and the student" or a quick game of "slap and tickle", you will try and always give in. Now I say try and give in, because let us all face it, guys like two things, now I know you men are thinking NO I like more than two things, but you don't, trust me. It all comes down to Boobies and arguing, we love to do both. In fact I have friends that go to strip bars to haggle (the polite term for arguing) with the Dancers over how much for a table dance.
Men are born to argue, women are born to win arguments, you see they have the Boobies we covet, Internet nudity, Chat rooms, Web Cams, strip clubs nor magazines are going to replace our desire for the real thing. The more we see them, the more we want them.
Besides they know when we are asleep and can mess with us or they do the whole crying thing that makes most men feel the guilt thing.
Women are the masters of winning, but there can be exceptions, 1.you are gay and do not covet the boobies, 2. You have been married and divorced and now hate what they stand for, 3. You sneak around at night and play with them while she is in snooze land (this is wrong by the way...trust me on that one) or 4. You are the head of the "He Man Woman Haters Club" (in which case I refer you to rule #1).
After reading back through this blog I need to change it to, Breasts win every argument, because if you are in an argument and your wife or girlfriend, flashes, you automatically stop what you are saying, and trip over your thoughts as if there was a sort of speed bump in your brain, which at that point your brain screams...Hey... that was a Boobie!!!! and by the time you remember what you were saying it is too late, so by default, No Men ever actually win an argument with their wife or girlfriend, but the women do not really win either, it is the god given talent of those boobs, the way the mesmerize men (and some women) make them trip on their tongues and turn their thoughts to a blank billboard.
So do men really win arguments with their wives or girlfriends? Yes, but not if they are smart!
As for me I am the king of Boobie A.D.D., if I am in an argument with any woman I sort of lose it the minute I get to the correct area! Now I know some of you are going to scream sexist on me, but too bad those are the facts, that does not mean I think of my wife or any other woman as a sex object although that does remind me of that joke... ”I think all women are sex objects...I ask for sex and they object!”... Hello? ... Is this thing on? ... I know you are out there I hear you breathing.
All men love Women, whether it is their Mom, Sister, daughter, friend, wife or girlfriend and what do they have in common... their ability to win every single argument that comes their way.
This has been just another screwy thought that has invaded what little brain I have and is meant for amusement, I would never treat my wife or any other woman like a sex object, they will kick my ass!

Mute...Pause...Play, The My Space Factor

Ok, does anyone else out there just mute the sound when you go onto any of the "My Space" pages?
When I first joined the wide and growing world of the "My space" web sites, it was fun to let the songs load and see what that particular person was listening to, but the members are changing the songs so infrequently that I have now just got into the habit of pausing or muting the song and just take a quick glance at what and who it was, then move on.
I think the music on the "My space" sites have just become an annoyance. So how many others are like me and pause or mute the songs before they load and play? I know I can not be alone on this.
Oh by the way have you heard the new song I loaded up on my, "My space" page....Tee Hee