How the Penguin stole my sanity and ate it.
Ok, Penguins I can do, but a topic I am not to familiar with...."sanity".
Sanity is just nuts that make sense to the majority, while the minority (That is someone like me) has to settle with just being plane insane.
Ok if, you can make it pay, but I have not worked that one out as of yet.
So where was I? Oh yeah how the Penguin stole my sanity and ate it... well for a while now every time I close my eyes I see redheaded Penguins and they keep telling me odd jokes ( as if I need help with jokes...have you seen me in my Spiderman Under-roos?)
So I am sleeping when this penguin starts yammering jokes into my head like...hey How do Penguins drink their Soda? ...on the rocks...Yuk yuk ( yes the penguin said yuk-yuk after his jokes...don't ask me why) and he would go on with...
Why don't you see Penguins in Britain? Because they´re afraid of Wales, yuk-yuk oh and then his twin penguin sisters would show up ( as apposed to his twin kangaroo sister ...yuk-yuk or that one was mine) so his twin shows up and starts in on me..Hey Fitzy...Who is a Penguins favorite pop star? ...Seal. and then..Why don't Penguins like rock music? ...They only like sole. and remember that penguins voices are so fast it is like the chipmunks on speed, so the jokes were fast and high pitched at one point I though I heard the dog grown shutty to the penguins.
So slowly but surly every time I fell asleep I would loose a little bit of what sanity I had,( I keep it in the vault in the back of my brain, so I know where it is when I need it.) after a while The Penguins were a blur and I started sleeping on top of the dresser, the TV and I would talk in tongues... all the while hearing them penguins giggling and telling jokes like it is opening night at a Vegas show, until it all stopped and I heard nothing.
I needed to drive to Dan's shop to have the Truck looked at so I went into the vault to get some of my stored up sanity so I could drive over there with out killing myself or anyone else, so as I open the vault I hear the penguins again I look in and they have lounged out in my sanity vault parting and drinking....I say what the hell...and the red-headed penguin stands up and says what do you want?...I say sanity and she says ...screw you pal I ate it! Well I start to sweat and twitch like I have ants in my Under-roos ( which I did, but that is a blog for another time) I jump up ...open my eyes and realize oh hell I was dreaming, I wake Janice up and say please do not let me eat Chinese food at 4 am after drinking all night again...she looks up at me slaps me in the back of the head and says Der!
So that is how The Penguins stole my sanity and ate it. Now before I go I leave you with this...
What's black & white, black & white, black & white and black & white?
A penguin rolling down the hill with my sanity in his belly...YUK-YUK
Fitzy: Legion of Decency Retired
Ok, Penguins I can do, but a topic I am not to familiar with...."sanity".
Sanity is just nuts that make sense to the majority, while the minority (That is someone like me) has to settle with just being plane insane.
Ok if, you can make it pay, but I have not worked that one out as of yet.
So where was I? Oh yeah how the Penguin stole my sanity and ate it... well for a while now every time I close my eyes I see redheaded Penguins and they keep telling me odd jokes ( as if I need help with jokes...have you seen me in my Spiderman Under-roos?)
So I am sleeping when this penguin starts yammering jokes into my head like...hey How do Penguins drink their Soda? ...on the rocks...Yuk yuk ( yes the penguin said yuk-yuk after his jokes...don't ask me why) and he would go on with...
Why don't you see Penguins in Britain? Because they´re afraid of Wales, yuk-yuk oh and then his twin penguin sisters would show up ( as apposed to his twin kangaroo sister ...yuk-yuk or that one was mine) so his twin shows up and starts in on me..Hey Fitzy...Who is a Penguins favorite pop star? ...Seal. and then..Why don't Penguins like rock music? ...They only like sole. and remember that penguins voices are so fast it is like the chipmunks on speed, so the jokes were fast and high pitched at one point I though I heard the dog grown shutty to the penguins.
So slowly but surly every time I fell asleep I would loose a little bit of what sanity I had,( I keep it in the vault in the back of my brain, so I know where it is when I need it.) after a while The Penguins were a blur and I started sleeping on top of the dresser, the TV and I would talk in tongues... all the while hearing them penguins giggling and telling jokes like it is opening night at a Vegas show, until it all stopped and I heard nothing.
I needed to drive to Dan's shop to have the Truck looked at so I went into the vault to get some of my stored up sanity so I could drive over there with out killing myself or anyone else, so as I open the vault I hear the penguins again I look in and they have lounged out in my sanity vault parting and drinking....I say what the hell...and the red-headed penguin stands up and says what do you want?...I say sanity and she says ...screw you pal I ate it! Well I start to sweat and twitch like I have ants in my Under-roos ( which I did, but that is a blog for another time) I jump up ...open my eyes and realize oh hell I was dreaming, I wake Janice up and say please do not let me eat Chinese food at 4 am after drinking all night again...she looks up at me slaps me in the back of the head and says Der!
So that is how The Penguins stole my sanity and ate it. Now before I go I leave you with this...
What's black & white, black & white, black & white and black & white?
A penguin rolling down the hill with my sanity in his belly...YUK-YUK
Fitzy: Legion of Decency Retired
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