Have you ever had one of those days?
Have you ever woke up from a nights sleep and realize right off that it was going to be one of those days?
Well that was today for me.
I rose from my nights nap at 6:45 AM and I knew I was in trouble. I get to the shower and I thought I had turned on the hot water... I get in and you want to talk about shrinkage! I was an inny in about 1 millisecond. I correct that and go to get the shampoo and it squirts in my eye.
The next step was to get dressed and have some coffee, guess what, that was not going to happen too smoothly, I put my foot through my sock, the cat did something in my sneaker and when I went to my automated Java machine I thought I heard it laugh at me just as it spit coffee out at me, it was as if it had just watched Linda Blair in the Exorcists movie.
Now, not try to look on the down side, I move to my favorite morning ritual, email, My-Space and working on my Web Asylum site, guess what....Yup you got it, I deleted my email, changed my My-Space and almost banned myself from my own website. at this point I am thinking bed looks great right about now and I'll try life again tomorrow, but do I NO!!
Today just feels like, when you were a kid and went to one of those amusement parks and you have been all excited all day about this ride and then you see that sign, "Must be this Tall to Ride" and your heart sinks in chest and you already know you do not make the height requirement. Today is such a day and it is only Noon. here is my score card thus far.
Cold Shower Causing a small heart attack and a whole heap of shrinkage
Shampoo breaches like a whale and I get an eye full
Cat violating my Sneaker
disintegrating sox
Possessed Coffee machine
Email is now Missing in action
MY-Space is different and I have to think of how to use it.
Banned from my own web site, this will make Brad & Harold giggle.
Burt a hole in my pants after lighting my cigar.
sandwich exploded on the floor, Hudson the wonder dog was happy as hell!
had a fight with the mail man, which means no mail for a week, that will make NetFlix happy.
Dropped the computer monitor on my foot, my foot is fine, but that bag of chips...Ouch! it was like confetti!
Today I am just not tall enough to get on Life's Ride! ... I will have to try again tomorrow!
Fitzy: Legion of Decency Retired
Have you ever woke up from a nights sleep and realize right off that it was going to be one of those days?
Well that was today for me.
I rose from my nights nap at 6:45 AM and I knew I was in trouble. I get to the shower and I thought I had turned on the hot water... I get in and you want to talk about shrinkage! I was an inny in about 1 millisecond. I correct that and go to get the shampoo and it squirts in my eye.
The next step was to get dressed and have some coffee, guess what, that was not going to happen too smoothly, I put my foot through my sock, the cat did something in my sneaker and when I went to my automated Java machine I thought I heard it laugh at me just as it spit coffee out at me, it was as if it had just watched Linda Blair in the Exorcists movie.
Now, not try to look on the down side, I move to my favorite morning ritual, email, My-Space and working on my Web Asylum site, guess what....Yup you got it, I deleted my email, changed my My-Space and almost banned myself from my own website. at this point I am thinking bed looks great right about now and I'll try life again tomorrow, but do I NO!!
Today just feels like, when you were a kid and went to one of those amusement parks and you have been all excited all day about this ride and then you see that sign, "Must be this Tall to Ride" and your heart sinks in chest and you already know you do not make the height requirement. Today is such a day and it is only Noon. here is my score card thus far.
Cold Shower Causing a small heart attack and a whole heap of shrinkage
Shampoo breaches like a whale and I get an eye full
Cat violating my Sneaker
disintegrating sox
Possessed Coffee machine
Email is now Missing in action
MY-Space is different and I have to think of how to use it.
Banned from my own web site, this will make Brad & Harold giggle.
Burt a hole in my pants after lighting my cigar.
sandwich exploded on the floor, Hudson the wonder dog was happy as hell!
had a fight with the mail man, which means no mail for a week, that will make NetFlix happy.
Dropped the computer monitor on my foot, my foot is fine, but that bag of chips...Ouch! it was like confetti!
Today I am just not tall enough to get on Life's Ride! ... I will have to try again tomorrow!
Fitzy: Legion of Decency Retired
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