Coffee or Sugared Lava?!

I know my Blogs are way out of the ordinary, and for the most part they are meant to be funny, and make light of situations, but this time I do not know how funny it will be, it is just an observation that irritated me.
The Rachel Ray and Dunkin Donuts advisement bugs the crap out of me! many of us have stopped by a Dunkin Donuts and got a coffee and it has taken almost 30 to 40 minutes for it to cool down enough so that we do not burn out tongue or our taste-buds.
Then here is this ding-bat who skids to a screeching halt orders a coffee and sips it immediately and pronounces "Delish!" Well here's my beef, I never am the only person in the store, so I have to stand in line, then when I order, the person taking my order usually does not speak enough English to understand the order to get it correct, then when I get the dam coffee it is so hot I can not even dream about trying to get some, not too mention if you do not give your coffee a shake the 53.3 grams of sugar (the equivalent of 2 and 1/2 plastic beach shovels full) all stay at the bottom and when you get down there, it is like trying to swallow a liquefied marshmallow peep through a tiny hole in the lid.
I also never get my coffee for free from there. There is always an exchange of monetary value and or the obligatory coupon, she skids in exclaims a stupid slang word and leaves...no money, no waiting, no coffee cool down time!
We should demand the same...Those bastards! Ok I must take my meds now...oh look bugs bunny is on...I am going to Marylou's

Does a man really ever win an argument?

Does a man ever really win an argument with his wife or girlfriend?
I think we all know that answer!
I mean lets be real, unless you never want to play "teacher and the student" or a quick game of "slap and tickle", you will try and always give in. Now I say try and give in, because let us all face it, guys like two things, now I know you men are thinking NO I like more than two things, but you don't, trust me. It all comes down to Boobies and arguing, we love to do both. In fact I have friends that go to strip bars to haggle (the polite term for arguing) with the Dancers over how much for a table dance.
Men are born to argue, women are born to win arguments, you see they have the Boobies we covet, Internet nudity, Chat rooms, Web Cams, strip clubs nor magazines are going to replace our desire for the real thing. The more we see them, the more we want them.
Besides they know when we are asleep and can mess with us or they do the whole crying thing that makes most men feel the guilt thing.
Women are the masters of winning, but there can be exceptions, 1.you are gay and do not covet the boobies, 2. You have been married and divorced and now hate what they stand for, 3. You sneak around at night and play with them while she is in snooze land (this is wrong by the way...trust me on that one) or 4. You are the head of the "He Man Woman Haters Club" (in which case I refer you to rule #1).
After reading back through this blog I need to change it to, Breasts win every argument, because if you are in an argument and your wife or girlfriend, flashes, you automatically stop what you are saying, and trip over your thoughts as if there was a sort of speed bump in your brain, which at that point your brain screams...Hey... that was a Boobie!!!! and by the time you remember what you were saying it is too late, so by default, No Men ever actually win an argument with their wife or girlfriend, but the women do not really win either, it is the god given talent of those boobs, the way the mesmerize men (and some women) make them trip on their tongues and turn their thoughts to a blank billboard.
So do men really win arguments with their wives or girlfriends? Yes, but not if they are smart!
As for me I am the king of Boobie A.D.D., if I am in an argument with any woman I sort of lose it the minute I get to the correct area! Now I know some of you are going to scream sexist on me, but too bad those are the facts, that does not mean I think of my wife or any other woman as a sex object although that does remind me of that joke... ”I think all women are sex objects...I ask for sex and they object!”... Hello? ... Is this thing on? ... I know you are out there I hear you breathing.
All men love Women, whether it is their Mom, Sister, daughter, friend, wife or girlfriend and what do they have in common... their ability to win every single argument that comes their way.
This has been just another screwy thought that has invaded what little brain I have and is meant for amusement, I would never treat my wife or any other woman like a sex object, they will kick my ass!