All my life I have been told of or asked about, "why the chicken cross the road"?
Well, who is this chicken, why is it always crossing the road and why has no one either run his ass over or caught the feathered covered lunch on the go and made him into something delicious for us all to eat and I am not referring to those Chicken McNuggets because we all know they are nothing more then beaks and claws.
Now, back to this permanent pedestrian pullet who seams to be Jaywalking his way across all of our roads. Does this chicken suffer from O.C.D. and must cross the road? or perhaps our fleet footed feathered friend has been listening to aliens telling him to cross the road or maybe it is a real life version of the movie "Speed", if the chicken doesn't keep crossing the road he will explode into some form of yummy K.F.C. variety pack with mashed potatoes and gravy.
I bet no one has a definitive answer of why the chicken crossed the road, besides the ever popular . . . to get to the other side. So I have come up with 10 possible reasons our pre-Fricasseed entrée has flown the coup for a life of street walking.
1. Because the black jelly beans were on the others side.
2. He wanted to see what Hookers do all night.
3. He was practicing playing "Frogger".
4. He was juggling June bugs and lost track of where he was.
5. He took a wrong turn at Albuquerque.
6. He was escaping the Colonel.
7. So he can't hear any more why did the chicken cross the road jokes.
8. He was doing the chicken dance.
9. The words Barack Obama means cross the road in chicken.
10. The Penguins made him do it.
To be completely candid with you, I think he crosses the road to be completely indifferent and to push my buttons just like the Penguins. So now I think I will have some chicken soup, fried chicken and do the funky chicken while I contemplate the death of that psycho chicken and his Jaywalking feathered ass ways.
Leg or Breast?
Well, who is this chicken, why is it always crossing the road and why has no one either run his ass over or caught the feathered covered lunch on the go and made him into something delicious for us all to eat and I am not referring to those Chicken McNuggets because we all know they are nothing more then beaks and claws.
Now, back to this permanent pedestrian pullet who seams to be Jaywalking his way across all of our roads. Does this chicken suffer from O.C.D. and must cross the road? or perhaps our fleet footed feathered friend has been listening to aliens telling him to cross the road or maybe it is a real life version of the movie "Speed", if the chicken doesn't keep crossing the road he will explode into some form of yummy K.F.C. variety pack with mashed potatoes and gravy.
I bet no one has a definitive answer of why the chicken crossed the road, besides the ever popular . . . to get to the other side. So I have come up with 10 possible reasons our pre-Fricasseed entrée has flown the coup for a life of street walking.
1. Because the black jelly beans were on the others side.
2. He wanted to see what Hookers do all night.
3. He was practicing playing "Frogger".
4. He was juggling June bugs and lost track of where he was.
5. He took a wrong turn at Albuquerque.
6. He was escaping the Colonel.
7. So he can't hear any more why did the chicken cross the road jokes.
8. He was doing the chicken dance.
9. The words Barack Obama means cross the road in chicken.
10. The Penguins made him do it.
To be completely candid with you, I think he crosses the road to be completely indifferent and to push my buttons just like the Penguins. So now I think I will have some chicken soup, fried chicken and do the funky chicken while I contemplate the death of that psycho chicken and his Jaywalking feathered ass ways.
Leg or Breast?
Posts
