Dream A Little Dream

Dream a Little Dream
OR
The Plastic Coated Nightmare

Have you ever had one of those nights where you sleep so sound that if a Undertaker had come by they would try to embalm you? You are dreaming of wonderful things and wonderful places.
Well I had such a night a few nights ago, there was a chill in there air and I was all nice and snug under my favorite blanket, sleeping the sleep of kings, when all of a sudden I woke with a jolt almost as if someone had stabbed me in the butt with a knitting needle, all because of my dream...
I had a dream that Pamela Anderson was my mother and I was bottle fed
"Dam you Fate ....Dam you all to Hell!"



Fitzy: Legion of Decency Retired

Around the world in 216 hours, 3 minutes & 44 seconds or 9 Days with nothing to do!

Have you ever wished you had the time and money to take a trip around the world? Over the years I have heard many people say that very comment.
Just think of all the sights and sounds that you would take in from all the different people and places. Just to be able to say you went around the world and have all the people you know envy you ...
Now that being said here is a question for you, Would you take an all expense paid trip around the world if it was Non-Stop?
I got nothing here ... Just deal with it!

" I just flew in from a trip around the world...and boy are my arms tired"!

*Voyager's flight was the first-ever, non-stop, unrefueled flight around the world. It took place between December 14 and December 23, 1986.
This milestone flight took 9 days, 3 minutes and 44 seconds.
The absolute world distance records set during that flight remained unchallenged today.

Fitzy: Legion of Decency Retired

It's a Catalog Christmas

As the holidays approach us I take fingers to keyboard to share my poetic side... A Fitzy original... A poem like no other to share with you my thoughts this holiday season. I call it ...

"A Catalog Christmas"
Hustle and bustle,
Need to be here, got to get there,
Christmas snuck up, it just isn't fair.

From work to the Gym, Schools to the Stores,
Holy shit Christmas has made me a whore.

I can't be everywhere I'm no Claus,
That's it you Bastards, I'm getting catalogs.

For Bob and Jan, Aaron and Pat, I'm just not shopping for you and that's that.

So pick a catalog and fill out the numbers cuz that's what your getting from this Ba-Hum-Bugger.

It's a catalog Christmas
I have no free time, now pick out your gifts, I'm falling behind

Now don't start bitchin' cuz you know what your gettin',
at least it will fit, what can I say I'm no Saint Nick.

It's a catalog Christmas that's it for me, there will be no shopping mall this year for me.

A Catalog Christmas won't be a wreck, so long as I send in the forms and put in a check.

Yes, a catalog Christmas what a great deal saving on time with 2 for 1 deals.

it will all fit cuz you picked it out,
It was nice to see you, now get the Hell out.

All my shopping done, how nice to see,
I just have time to go shopping for me!

This worked out well, I'm in good cheer,
I hope there's good catalogs for us next year.

It's a Catalog Christmas, it says right here,
On page 52 to the right of the bear.

So Merry Christmas to all and Happy Cataloging Next Year