Someone call Godzilla I have a Pterodactyl that needs to be evicted !

Ok WTF I wanted to relax and just glide through the, day catch up on some movies and cook, but the Evil Penguins of Life have set upon a mission to have me attacked... I was sitting at my computer drinking coffee when I was strafed, I am talking "Ghost Rider" buzzing the tower style... some how a bird got in and it decided I was going to be his target until he was free.



He knocked over the coffee on me and the keyboard and now when I type I hear the ocean... LOL


He then proceeded to crap on my chair when I tried to free him, someone call Godzilla I have a Pterodactyl that needs to be evicted !


I figure no one would believe me so before I devised any further plan, and wreck man-town east any more I would grab my camera and take a photo of the Giant swooping menace bent on Fitzy domination and concurring Fitzy Man-Town for some sort of North Eastern Bird Sanctuary!


First I set out with a bucket and decided that was bad, because he may bash his beak in and break his neck if I did it to hard and fast (just like sex...) then I had a shirt and thought better of that due to the fact the devil bird would break a wing and shred my shirt with it's giant talons. Then I got the brain storm I opened the Top of the window and tried to heard our trapped winged friend to it. After 10 minutes of trying to move it in the direction of the open window, it flies to it and perches on the window chirps some kind of Bird profanity I am sure and launches into the air to pester someone else's house.


I am missing my favorite pen I bet you that bastard took it with him! Please note that NO BIRDS were harmed in tithe "War of Fitzy-town" however I do have a burn near my family jewels that the coffee caused and I banged my elbow on the couch defending myself from his razor sharp beak and pointy human carrying-away Talons.


Here is the Giant Menace of the winged world as caught on Fitzy-cam






Fitzy: Legion of Decency Retired